You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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