i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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