I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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