Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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