I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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