I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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