lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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