He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
