Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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