PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
