YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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