i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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