she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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