Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I can't turn off my feet"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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