Someone shit on the floor
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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