Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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