C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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