im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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