did you get engaged???
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just found a bag of teeth...
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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