Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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