i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
