so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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