I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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