And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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