You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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