I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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