im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Terrible idea I love it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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