4 words: hood of his car
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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