okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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