My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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