It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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