Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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