On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
