well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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