PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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