She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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