Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
