oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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