i permit you to call me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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