dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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