real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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