We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
