The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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