I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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