Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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