If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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