I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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