I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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