Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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(646): View more from New York

My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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(209): View more from California

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

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(765): View more from Indiana

There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.

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(573): View more from Missouri

The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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(564): View more from Washington

He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns

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(818): View more from California

ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”

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