my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you inspire me to be a worse person
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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