google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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