Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You work out of a Hotel?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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