I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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