names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What a dumb baby whore.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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