yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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