I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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