He is an equal opportunity slut.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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