Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel great
I just peed on a car
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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