Don't you send me to vm
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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